Our CEO, Jean-Sidney Kindler, is hard at work sending out Memos and masses of  £££ and $$$ instructing Barbiella Doll and our other representatives to fight the following unhealthy and misleading media coverage.  BEWARE of Bill Maher's remarks, they could give you  Destructive Laughter Disorder, [ref: 'DSM 1V + Anything We Missed': Jan, 2008] for which you will need urgent professional help.  Make an appointment  ASAP and ask YOUR  doctor whether Wyfexor, Krapitox,  Prozap, Phizloft, or Paxill, is RIGHT FOR YOU!

Here at Allied Pharmapseudocals we KNOW that  it is far more satisfying to you and your family and friends, to know that you (and perhaps them too, should you have discovered the joys of drug-induced homicidal ideation) can expire at a moment of your own choice, when our drugs have made you WANT to die, rather than suffering the inconvenience of dying due to cardiac arrest brought on by DLD, a disorder proven pseudoscientifically to cause Lifophrenia  - an unnatural desire to live and a time when death is least welcome.

ALLIED PHARMAPSEUDOCALS - Dedicated to improving the Quality of Oblivion!

DANGERS POSED BY MEDIA OUT OF CONTROL: 

THE IMPORTANCE OF PHARMAPSEUDOCAL INFLUENCE