OUR HIGH TECHNOLOGY LABORATORIES
Development and Research at its best.
ALLIED PHARMAPSEUDOCALS
Dedicated To Improving YOUR Quality of Life
SITE ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
MORE TO COME!
Deep in a fortified cave beneath a mountain somewhere in Harlow, Essex, lies the high tech GlaksoSnuffKlone Research Establishment.
Here in our modern Paratoxin Lab, illuminated by 21st Century Gas Lamp, you see a part-time pseudopscientist searching for the elusive chemical imbalance in brains selected from UK subjects who died in psychiatric hospitals and care homes between 1970 and 1999 which were donated to research by doctors, mostly without the families' consent. Top researcher Osally B Larden proudly proclaims that her working ethics are "Waste Not, Want Not" and "A Brain in Line Saves Time". She
is staunchly dedicated to improving the quality of life for all.
DISCLAIMER: Any Resemblance to Any Terrorist of Any Other
Kind is very likely Coincidential. No Inference is probably intended.
ELIE LILY PROZAP RESEARCH LABORATORY
Somewhere Spookily Secret in the US of A.
As you can see from the window at our Prozap Laboratory, healthy volunteers and involuntary subjects, illuminated by comforting drug-induced zaplight, often take a leisurely stumble along the boardwalk overlooking the beautiful manmade Serotonin Lake. Caring researchers are always on hand ready to give assistance, ever alert to problems that might arise.
DISCLAIMER: Zaplight = natural form of energy. Any inference that it is a harmful biproduct of our drugs is not Coincidental.
