POPULAR PSYCHOTOPIC
MEDICATION RXLIST
Paratoxin Hcl
Brand Name: Benbosamine
Designer Medication for the Busy Medical Professional.
Just one 20 mg capsule a day significantly relieves those aggravating symptoms of integrity and empathy.
BENBOSAMINE HAS HELPED MILLIONS
OF INDUSTRY PSYCHIATRISTS WORLDWIDE
Clinical Studies
Pre-clinical trials were undertaken globally on large
random groups of laboratory bred and captured
industry psychs in double-blind tunnel-visioned studies. Results showed a drop out rate of 0.5% due to rare adverse effects of integrity and professionalism. These drop out rates were, rather shortsightedly, not considered significant but we all make mistakes.
Pharmacology
Antiethicant
Paratoxin Hcl is a potent and selective Hippocratic
Oath (5-REPS willdoit) Reuptake Inhibitor (HORI)
Side effects
Frequent: obsessive-compulsive desire to write
prescriptions; increased urges to dismiss patients
complaints accompanied often by urinary ablation;
god-like delusions of grandeur; increased inability
to recognise facts, reality, evidence or patients;
loss of idealism; repetitive meaningless speech
patterns commonly manifested in phrases such as
'this medication is not addictive'; bovine diarrhoea
and effusion; hyperactive dependency on pharmaceutical reps and banking relationships;
hackathesia; tendency to industry ghostwriting; insincere attempts at empathy and the use of
the phrase'tragic but anecdotal and unproven'.
Infrequent: sorryatoning syndrome; integrity
recall disorder; episodic insomnia; nightmares.
Rare: delusions of ethics importance; scientific integrity disorder; sudden professional death.
Precautions
Those taking paratoxin should avoid research and
ethics until they can be reasonably certain that
this medication does not affect them adversely.
Post-clinical observations
This Medication is NOT addictive
BENBOSAMINE IS CLINICALLY PROVEN TO HAVE HELPED MILLIONS OF INDUSTRY PSYCHIATRISTS WORLDWIDE
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CURRENTLY IN
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Tom was so very excited about how high PHIZLOFT could get him in his drug mail rep work, he failed
to notice it wasn't having the same effect on Mrs Mallory who clearly didn't feel herself that morning.
'He didn't stand a chance' a witness told Global Media. 'Pfizzer never mentioned HOMICIDAL IDEATION'.
LIPREXA® (olanzipane)
Opening the Door to Possibility.
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or suicidal attempts to
engage in scientific
academic debate
