Here at Allied Pharmapseudocals we always demand extremely high standards from our staff, both in dress code and pharmapseudocal rhetoric.
We offer great opportunities to the right applicants. To the left you will see Barbiella Dohl and Kenneth Plastissimo, joint winners of our presigious Sales Representative of the Year Award presented by the Coalition of Easily Persuaded Male Physicians who are supported by Allied Pharmapseudocals with unlimited educational grants. It was unusual for two representatives to win the award, but the Coalition's Chairman ruled that, although Ken had achieved far the higher sales record of the two given his decade of experience with our company, it would be deemed unfair to penalize Barbie based purely on her total lack of selling experience. He also noted that it would be a shame for her to spoil her very shapely outline by carrying a heavy case full of Krapitox samples around and suggested that appropriate arrangements be made to post these prior to her visiting physicians.
Congratulations to both contestants and, while we wish Ken a happy though apparently reluctant retirement, we hope that Barbiella has thoroughly enjoyed her first fortnight with Allied Pharmapseudocals and is looking forward to taking over Ken's area.
If you are confident that you can do as well as Barbie, or even Ken, please send us a poster-sized photograph of yourself and a sample page of rhetoric. We wil inform you if we also need to see your CV.
