EVALUATION RESULTS - We told you it was fast!  (Time = Mass Profit)

0-25      Oh Dear!     You need our Drugs.  See an industry psych or front group.

25-50    Better but   You need our Drugs.  See an industry psych or front group.

50-75    Good and    You need our Drugs.  See an industry psych or front group.

75+       Fantastic    You need our Drugs.  See an industry psych or front group.

Zero     Whoops      Wrong drug, wrong dose, wrong diagnosis - too late.

You have scored somewhere between Clever and Unclever.  This COULD result in you experiencing feelings of  Elation, Mediocrity Melancholia,

or even LIFE-THREATENING Stupidity Anxiety Disorder. The good news is that these are all treatable symptoms listed in the Drug Sellers Manual IV (DSM IV) created by various Experts in the enviably eminent and educated Association of Psychiatric Absurdity (APA) and luckily can be diagnosed by any Industry Psychiatrist, clueless GP or lazy teacher in less than ten minutes, so get yourself a great label and some life saving treatment now!

Now Solve these six SSRI Anagrams:

(Anagrams courtesy of  Anagram Maker)

1)  I yell “ILL!”                             HINT:     Fluoxetine       Prozac

2)  A Hot Eng. Mix Kills                HINT:    Paroxetine      Paxil/Seroxat

3)  Rep Fiz!                                    HINT:    Sertraline        Lustral/Zoloft

4)  Hasty Wee Try.                       HINT:    Venlafaxine     Effexor/Efexor

5)  Humps ‘Fits Accelerator’      HINT:     Citalopram      Cipramil/Celexa

6)  Hope? Cataclysmal Virus      HINT:    Fluvoxamine   Luvox/Faverin

WARM UP by Exploring Definitions:

ELI… Hebrew for ‘My God’

LILY… Beautiful and Beguiling, but Highly Poisonous Flower

The Additional L… Rhymes with ‘The Additional Hell’

Take our fast, free and easy Online Screening  "Cleverness Questionnaire" just like the ones for ADHD or Mood Disorders that you can find @ Your NonProfit Pharma Front Group Dot Com