SACRED READINGS FOR
THE CHURCH OF OUR
BLESSED PHARMAPSEUDOCALS
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Pharm 23
It’ll be OK cos..
The Psych is my shepherd...
I shall not want!
He maketh me to sit down in green armchairs:
He giveth me a glass of still water.
He shalt "restore my soul! And leadeth me down the path of the pharmaceuticals for my own sake!”
Yea(h), even though I shalt then walk through
the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil:
For pills to correct a
"Chemical Imbalance" art with me!
Thy words, though they're lies, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a prescription before me for
presentation to mine chemist: thou anointest my
Brain with drugs; my serotonin runneth over.
Surely Big Pharma shall haunt me
all the days of my life: and I shalt live
in a mind badly altered, forever.
The DrugLords Prayer
Our Pharma which art in heaven,
Money be thy game.
Thy kingdom comes,
Thy psychotropic pills are done
On earth almost through to heaven.
Give us this day our daily drug
And give us our adverse effects
As we note you also give others.
Lead us in Lies and Corruption
To deliver us your evil
For Thine is the kingdom,
The power and the profits,
for ever and ever.
Amen
SUNDAY SCHOOL HYMN
I AM Z.A.P.P.Y.
I am Z. A. P. P. Y.
I am Z. A. P. P. Y.
Its the Drugs I'm on,
Don't they KNOW it's wrong
When they make me want to die?
Painting by: Vogelstein, Vogel von
Painting by: Leonardo Da Vinci
Painting: Hieronymus Bosch
Painting: Hieronymus Bosch
Q: This is just a fictional Pharmapseudocal World - just a bit of make believe isn't it? It doesn't happen in the REAL world, does it? I suppose it might be the case with adults, but it couldn't happen to children could it?
A: It could, and it does. In the real world MILLIONS of children are on 'legal' mind-altering drugs. Some children do not survive. Below are links to petitions about real human beings and real suffering caused by the real pharmaceutical industry. Please take a few moments off to visit and sign.
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