Tonight we are going to be talking to a number of eminent expert pseudopharmapsychiatrists about TeensScream and the benefits of mass drugging schoolchildren and adolescents.
I'd like to welcome our first guest, expert pseudopharmapsychiatrist, member of the Association of Psychiatric Absurdity (APA) and the founder of TeenScream, Doctor Divad Sheffar.
[Sound goes off as the guest walks into the studio unless you like the hideous irritating noise. Yes, I'm talking to you. You're the Sound Gaffer]
Good Evening Dr Divad Sheffar and welcome to the Studio!
Good Evening Trevor.
Dr Sheffar, for the benefit of anyone in the audience not familiar with your work, perhaps you could start by giving us a brief summary of
what TeenScream is really all about.
Certainly Trevor. TeenScream opens up possibilities on an immense scale. Consider for a moment how many children are attending US schools at any given time and how each is a precious commodity that lasts a lifetime.
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